It’s been missing for a couple of weeks. Not sure where I put it. Perhaps if I’d known where I placed it I wouldn’t have misplaced my 3 year old today.
Hope decided to visit Jewel my neighbor and it took me 15 minutes to figure out that she was gone, scour the house, yard and trailer park, before I got a clue. I had finally decided to call 911 when I saw that my sweet neighbor had left a message for me letting me know that Hope was with her. UGH!!! I can’t believe I did that again. And now that Hope knows there’s an awesome flat screen that plays Blue’s Clues just up the road, she may have extra incentive to ditch mom again.
Maybe I should just put Jewels # on speed dial. Last year Hope was fascinated by her little pond. This year she’s gone and invited herself into the neighbor’s house.
Do ya think they make reverse Electronic Shock collars? One that I could put on myself so that when Hope ventures further than 30 feet away it zaps me back to reality?
My dear sweet husband decided that maybe some torture sessions would clear my brain so he signed me up for some shock and awe therapy with my personal torture trainer friend Mrs. DAR-ling. So starting next week she is going to try and jump start my muffin top into some serious action and pain (no doubt). I’ve worked out with her before, she’s awesome, but I’ve always had trouble walking stairs or even sitting down, afterwards.
Funny thing is, Prince Erik was too chicken to tell me that he had signed me up. He had my trainer tell me.
So with a personal trainer, WW, and my Young and Gorgeous Counselor on board I’m hoping that I’ll finally be able to turn this whole weight mess around.
Still waiting for spring to arrive. Maybe that’s why my mind is foul. I walked outside to snow on the car this morning. I need to do some therapeutic weed pulling but it’s nothing but liquid sunshine and puddles of mud outside.
Thank you for listening to my little old vent. I’m all better know. Ready to start tackling my Super Long Spring To-Do list! It’s a fun list too – Lots of crafts, de-cluttering and sewing, and more sewing, another favorite holiday or two. Should be fun, if I can locate my brain that is.